"Can I wear you?"

[fennaixelphox]

"We weigh about 200 pounds, so..."


"World'sss heaviessst ssscarf?"


"I wouldn't try it if you value having a functioning neck afterward."


"That'sss probably for the bessst."

I like to think every scale says this to them, even the ones that don't have digital displays, and even though 200 pounds isn't all that heavy.